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Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.

I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.

by Donny L. Butts May 16, 2008


fecalation

The moment just after you realize you royally fucked up at work and double check to make sure you didn't actually shit yourself.

Me: Oh my god. Tracy just emailed a nude photo to her boyfriend while copying all 14,000 employees.

Trevor: Guaranteed fecalation right there.

Me: Yup.

by auralex October 14, 2014


fecaller

Person who Calls other people while in the restroom producing fecal matter.

Tj is such a fecaller. He only calls me when he is taking a shit

by DispatchHell November 11, 2018


Equal-fecal

With any and ALL genders involved in being a piece of sh*t.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜

You might ALL be EQUAL-FECAL people as a platter,,,I mean matter of crap,,uhhh,fact.......๐Ÿ˜ -NACuvSRO

by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021


Equal-fecal

Is any but all genders involved in being an even balanced piece of s**t...

You might ALL be equal-fecal people as a matter of crap!๐Ÿ˜œ

by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021


The Fecal Fountain

The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.

Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 9, 2019


fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon March 3, 2016