Thigh-fi

Thigh-fi is a stronger connection to the internet when a device (connected to wifi) is placed on a pair of thighs (specifically a woman's) You can connect to thigh-fi in three ways:
1. Be a woman with thicc thighs
2. Be a guy who has a girlfriend with thicc thighs
3. Be a guy with thicc thighs

"Bro my girlfriend's thigh-fi connection is so strong"

vagi-fi

When you hang around girls, and your periods start to sync. You then get some fuckin telopathic shit and can sometimes read each others mind. You can mentally feel the connection.

Me and Caitlin can feel our vagi-fi connection.b

IS-FI

I say fuck it.

IS-FI.. If you're not sure what to say.

Circle-fied

to always mooch off of other people. to never bring your own weed to smoke. expect other people to give you shit for free. to live ghetto but act like youre not. someone who works harder at not working than doing anything. most commonly associated with lowlifes.

Didn't I tell you? Those people are circle-fied, they ain't got no money but always comin over here tying to smoke my shit.

Pi-Fi

People call this Mi-Fi, but it is wrong. Pi-fi is your portable wifi, also known had your hotspots but usually it is a device that is mobile.

"Do you want to use my M-iFi?" said Mark
"What that's? " said John
"Its my portable wifi." said Mike

"You mean Pi-Fi, dummy." said John

sempla-fi

I love our Marines, but this is the one Marine in particular that is the dumbass of the group. The one who needs explanation of every detail in every situation.
The one who basis his only value and identity being enlisted in the USMC.
The drunk guy at the bar you have to pull aside and explain for 45 minutes why he can't kill people for looking at him funny.
The one who constantly preaches K.I.S.S (keep it simple stupid)
The guy that hasn't served in the USMC in over 20 years but always claims "once a Marine, always a Marine" or "Former Marine".
The one who demands perfection but is far from it!

Im a "devil dawg". Oh yeah? When did you serve? "30 years ago in Vietnam." you mean you were a devildawg?? "Former Devil Dawg son, get it straight." ok , let me Sempla-Fi something for you. Vietnam ended in the 70's

pedo-fied

to turn someone pedophillic

He was pedo-fied by weird shows