field rat

A field rat is a person who looks or scurrys around sort of like a rat in a field

The field rat was looking around

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mine field

Mine Field- (n.)- A room and/or large grouping of uggos duffs and/or grenades, with a complete lack of the normally accompanying hot friends.

"Dude I went to the bar last night. Supposedly it was ladies night, more like giant fat ass space slugs from Star Wars night, dude I walked into a mine field."

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Kiara fields

A bitch who doesn’t know who to forgive

Girl : who’s Kiara fields

Me : A dumbass

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Field fairy

One that plays soccer while flying a flag of queer colors and wearing a unicorn costume.

I saw my classmate being a field fairy at practice today.

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field trip

when you are so stoned that you think you are laying in a bed of flowers

"hey why are you just laying on the gruond laughing?"

"im on a field trip man."

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Wrigley Field

The world's largest gay bar, only fags like Tom Brady would go there. Home of the Chicago Cubs.

Guy #1: Hey, wanna go to Wrigley Field, the Cubs are playing!
Guy #2: Nah, only fags go there, and besides, why go there when u can watch some real baseball at US Cellular Field?

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Wrigley Field

The World's Largest Gay Bar.

Cubs Fan: "Hey do you want to go to Wrigley Field?"
White Sox Fan: "Uh, no thanx. What, do I look like a fag? I'm going to US Cellular Field today; a real baseball field with a real team where real baseball fans go to actually watch the game."
Cubs Fan: "My team's park is cooler."
White Sox Fan: "My team has a World Series title in the last 100 years."
Cubs Fan: "....."
White Sox Fan: "Exactly."

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