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mom find

Things only mothers find once you have given up or haven't tried hard enough

That moment when you look for something and can't find it so you ask your mother if she's seen it and you look there and still can't find it so you ask her again and she walks over and finds it exactly where she said.

"Mom I can't find the peanut butter!"
"It's on the top left shelf."
"I don't see it. It's not there!"
(Mom walks over, pulls out the jar that is right in front of your face.)
"Oh, thanks for the mom find."

by bardal-es April 20, 2017


Find Bears

another way of saying sex in the company of friends who know his phrase, making it harder for a teacher to understand your perverted jokes. This phrase is not connected to a bear, since this is a generict heterosexual or homosexual phrase.

Man, I'm so bored.
Lets go find bears!

by fakjbf January 29, 2011


You find, I fund!

A phrase meaning someone must get/find something for you and you will fund (pay for) it.

Those heels online are stunning... You find, I fund!

That pizza looks yummy.. You find, I fund!

by LingDanc803 March 22, 2023


good luck finding my waist

Doing something that will make your waist unseeable
Having your waist very very small

Good luck finding my waist after I drink this chia seed water

You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds

by Xoxogossipgalxoxo July 20, 2024


finding quick solutions

finding quick solutions

When things go wrong I am great at finding quick solutions

by finding quick solutions March 17, 2021


find your inner love

go f**k yourself

You can all go find your inner love!

You can all go screw yourselves!

by Euu2703 July 15, 2021


lost and find

An item taken from the lost and found that was not yours originally.

Check these sunglasses! What a great lost and find!

I was looking through the lost and found for a shirt I lost but I got this sweet lost and find instead.

by The guy in your old clothes. April 8, 2009