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Meeting up with a woman in a parking lot at night for sex in a car...both faces are never seen by the other party, like the Frosted Flakes commercials.
I told my bro Jim I was hoping to meet up with Sally tonight for some Frosted Flakes time in the Waffle House parking lot.
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Someone who is wierd or is crazy but also oddly beautiful. Someone who is a crazy flake is also a buttchunk and often smells.
That maggie girl is a total crazy flake.
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a booger that is encrusted in your nose and it is painful to remove
Lindsay had a frosted flake in her nose.
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Flakes are instant coffee, that you put in hot water to make coffee. Made popular by Eric Jalbert in a Instagram live stream. Jalberta.
Random guy in livestream: What are those flakes your putting in your coffee?
Eric J.: THATS THE COFFEE
At tims: I’ll get a large hot water and flakes with 2 cream and 2 sugar. Thanks Bud
An extremely rare phenomena where a crust, usually composed of semen and fermented pus, develops on the tip of the bell creating a nasty smell and results in horrendous blistering...can only be treated by tickling the crust with the feather of a one-eyed yak thus causing it to turn into a mollusc which can then be removed using a ping pong paddle forged from the anal hair of an arabian horse.
See that Oliver guy? He had a nasty case of crusty bell flake...
Someone who lives in a shed and don't come over when they say " Hey, I'm coming over."
Jenna: " Be there soon"
Cody: " OK cool"
Jenna: "............."
Cody : "Where you at?"
Jenna: "..............."
Cody: " flake ass bitch"
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Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.
"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"
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