bi-winning

The act of winning in multiple places

"I'm bi-winning, I win here and I win there" -Charlie Sheen

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Win-Fu

“Win-Fu” - the art of making something totally abstract and unrelated apply to any given situation, often using confusing language and esoteric logic, leaving the recipient stunned, with a “what-the-fuck-just-happened” look on their face. Often this involves the use of complicated diagrams and flow-charts.

Example: “Should I issue a $50.00 credit to the customer’s account?”

“Win-Fu” Response: The average human heart beat is 60 to 80 beats per minutes; athletes have much lower heart beats, around 50 BPM. Divide 60 by 80 and then subtract 50 and you will find the answer.

Example: “What is Customer Retention?”

“Win-Fu”: We know where the business is going. Currently, an IP address is formatted like this: 110XXXXX, with a max possible number of hosts of 28 - 2 = 254. In the future, and IP address will look like 0XXXXXXX, which can create a possible number of hosts of 224 - 2 = 16,777,214. Soon soup cans in the store with have their own IP addresses. This is what customer retention means.

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the win

phrase used to describe something good out of lesser things

on a parallel with saying "that's the kicker"

Chris "This bar is dirty as hell and doesn't have any good beer on tap."
Cole "Yes, but the ladies come by the dozens anyhow."
Chris "That is the win."

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win-more

A term used in trading card games to describe a tech that isn't necessary and in practice is redundant for the deck it's being used in. This is because the card doesn't actually fix a matchup or help achieve a win condition that the deck can't achieve with out it.

Person 1: "I'm trying to figure out if this card is worth including in my side deck"
Person 2: "I think that card is super win-more, in my experience the matchup goes like this... And you don't ever need it"

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terrorists win

Alternate name for the game "counter strike"

I have a problem i spent all of sunday playing terrorists win.

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twinning is winning

When two people have something in common that's on point

Rebecca and I both loved the movie wonder women, twinning is winning!

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Cosmic win

The newly nominated archrival of epic fail.
Declaring a sense of pride, hope, or success.

Usually combined with a high five or another sense of nonverbal agreement.

Frank: I want people to stop saying epic, it's so old.
James: I couldn't agree more.
Frank: Cosmic win! *head bash*

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