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What people say when they don't wanna date someone; essentially saying, "Ewww, I can't believe you just asked me out!!!!" But trying to let you down gently.
"You're a really nice guy, but I don't want to ruin our friendship." The head cheerleader said to the nerd who asked her to the prom.
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Means that there is no way in hell that they'd even think about going out with you.
Of cour Iyou're an amazing person and I'm really flattered that you've considered asking me out, but...I don't want to ruin our friendship.
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Phrase used in polite company. Literal translation is "There's no fricking way I am going to have sex with your fat ugly ass." Used in conjunction with the horrendous phrases "You're a nice guy but..." and "It's not you, it's me."
While I appreciate that you've actually taken a bath for the first time since 1983, I just...don't want to ruin our friendship...
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the friendship between these two dates will last for ever as they are soulmates. they will meet at a young age and will grow old together they are the for each other through everything and even when they fall out, there arguments will never break the friendship. they will make new friends throughout there lives but will never let them make them lose each other. most of the time they are the two pretty best friends. they will make so many memories together and will have so much fun times.
February 1st and July 3rd friendship is the best kind!
a letter that alexander hamilton wrote to john laurens in april 1779. the ultimate lams letter (laurens x hamilton)
hamilton’s son later found this letter and had to censor parts of it because it was so inappropriate
person 1: omg lams is so cute
person 2: have you seen The Letter?
person 1: what no?
person 2: hamilton wrote a letter to laurens and its like the ultimate lams proof
person 1: what does it say?
person 2: “cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, i wish, my dear laurens, that it may be possible, through action rather than words, to convince you that i love you.” and then later it says “you should not have taken advantage of my sensibilities to steal into my affections without my consent.”
person 1: omg so they actually did love each other?
person 2: yup.
Ha ha ha - the background is everybody who ever had more than one friendship. The definition is that it is OVAH sucker, just like you knew it was but didn't want to admit it to yourself.
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A wacky 2004 roleplaying game popularized by strange chain letters sent to children.
Guy 1: Sup bro. You wanna play
Titanic II: The Voyage Adventure Interstellar Journey Of Love And Friendship Beyond?
Guy 2: No thats a stupid game
*Guy 1 slaughters Guy 2*