Canadian Frozen Brain Syndrome

A mysterious disease recently discovered in the Halifax area that seems to affect the way an individual tastes food, causing them to seemingly prefer much less desirable dishes and make controversial statements on food in general.

Person 1: Strawberry milk stinks, chocolate milk is so much better!
Person 2:What the hell are you talking about, strawberry milk is so much better. You must have Canadian Frozen Brain Syndrome, let's get you checked out.

Deep Dish Frozen Pizza

A piece of shit that is not actually deserving of the name "Pizza." This is not pizza, it is a rock that has been painted red and brown/yellow. There is no reason for anyone to ever under any circumstance to consume this.

Nobody is that down bad to eat the shit that is Deep Dish Frozen Pizza.

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Frozen Christchurch fault line

While recieving a wristie a girl rubs an ice cube up and down the line of your arse and then randomly shoves it into your epicentre causing you to violently rumble and shake, spraying your load everywhere and finishing with your eyes rolled back in your head and sighing "oh oh christ"

Matt: "Thinking about doing the frozen Christchurch fault line with Kristie"

Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"

skinny dipping in a frozen lake

Having unsafe sex with a frozen male cadaver.

Julian : I went skinny dipping in a frozen lake at the weekend.

Andre : You sick bastard.

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suck the skin off a frozen chicken

the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.

Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.

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stuck in a frozen meat truck

Code word for dead. A reference to the 1990 movie Goodfellas, in which a dead body is locked in a frozen meant truck.

Jeremy got stuck in a frozen meat truck last night.
Her? She's stuck in a frozen meat truck.

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blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D

stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"

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