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gamer nectar is a concoction of different liquids that include ball sweat, pee, cum, and gamer girl bath water. You can make gamer nectar by mixing these liquids together in a plastic bin and putting forks in the bin and microwaving it. Drinking gamer nectar results in a higher FPS in games
person 1: i just made some sweet succulent gamer nectar
person 2: aw sweet give me some of that shit
person 3: amurterrs... i drincc that boof every day!!!1!!!! 😳
Gay gamer that’s most likely black with a small fat dick, his name is chrille and is good at gaming but gay so it doesn’t matter. He is a member of the Gekyume klan that means he chose the gay way
I met this gamer chrill we were gaming and he sucked me off
A type of gamer, as the name implies, that sprouted from the increase of leisure time due to the Corona virus, causing boredom. These typically don't know much about gaming culture and are casual gamers, meaning they are just as happy losing a ton of times as they are winning once. They play a fine selection of games, as fine as a kid's menu at restaurant, with Call of Duty, namely Warzone, Fortnite, or Among Us. They are also decked out with LED strips that line the edges of their room walls in the colors, red or purple. They often mistaken themselves as gamers and typically only have one genre of games they enjoy and draw a blank whenever a real gamer asks them about other genres. They don't follow any Professional Gamers or Esport teams and generally don't know any outside of FaZe Clan. They also don't dive deep into their games often knowing very little in terms of gaming terms or game knowledge. They also deck everything out in RGB lights; Keyboard, Mice, headphones, the whole nine yards. They also often over spend peripherals, not knowing what they are actually buying and the quality of their gear. They often believe that gaming is a personality, confusing it instead of a lifestyle. And most importantly: they are likely to have TikTok and often give themselves the "gamer" title.
Friend: Man, Jessica is cute and she's a gamer
Me: When did she start playing? What does she play?
Friend: She started playing CoD in June 2020.
Me: Nah, she's a TikToker, she's a quarantine gamer.
It is important to know the difference between a Girl Gamer and a girl who plays games. A Girl Gamer is the chick that goes on voice chat on Halo, Call of Duty etc. to act all ditzy and flirty. She takes slutty pictures with a game controller, but cannot list all the Nintendo consoles in chronological order. In short = FAKE. See also: attention whore.
A girl who plays games will play like any ordinary male gamer. She enjoys every genre of game under the sun, not just mainstream multiplayer games, and will sometimes hide her gender and play as a male in games such as WoW that require an avatar. She is not necessarily ugly, either, after all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Stacy: "Single Girl Gamer looking to play with hot guys"
Lulu: "Have you finished Twilight Princess?"
Stacy: "No, because I hate Edward Cullen! Tee-hee!"
Lulu: "Fake."
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(This commentary is written from the view of someone who technically qualifies as a Hardcore Gamer but, absolutely hates the majority of his peers. If you happen to be an HC gamer, that still manages to NOT look down on all those who don't conform to your style or that you are NOT somehow owed something from your hobby, than this does not apply to you. Not all HCG's are like this. The below is however, how the vocal majority wish to be seen. This is for them, and the bad name they give us all.)
Hardcore Gamer:
A very vocal, arrogant minority of gamers that assume that the gaming industry revolves (or should revolve) around them.
Consider their own skills, and preferences and, those of their peers, to be the only acceptable use of a recreational medium.
Often use the term "True Gamer". An arrogant, idiotic term invented by insecure people to justify their own gaming style.
The irony is, the gaming industry was born from the notion, that these are games, pinball dating back as far as the 40's was designed for people to relax and enjoy.
Pong brought it home, followed by other game systems that were designed for fun and recreation.
However, like all hobbies, there will always be those "stop having fun guys" that ruin it for everyone else.
People who feel that the industry belongs to them.
People who fail to realize that there will always be a place for them but really just want it all. If casual players get their way the whole industry will collapse and the world will end.
People who adopted the medium as their own and decided that they were the only ones worthy.
Refuse to accept that, like board games, video games are made to be enjoyed. They aren't made for you to feel good about yourself. there are hardcore boardgamers out there too and, they also miss the point.
Hardcore gamers are no less ridiculous than a "pin the tail on the donkey" elitist, who shows up to a birthday party with their own pins and blindfold, won't shut up about you're "spinning all wrong" then looks shocked, as to why the rest of the guests find them socially repulsive.
Hardcore gamers are generally cliquish, rude, snide and belligerent.
When they aren't attacking casuals, they're attacking each other for the dumbest shit.
"Yeah you beat that boss but, I did it without using half my abilities, blindfolded, with no healing items, on hardcore extreme killer blood-hell mode!"
Don't sell yourself short kid, you also did it with your head up your ass.
This comes from a culture where sarcasm is way more important than ideas.
To be hardcore, a game pretty much needs to be "difficult".
That's all hardcore games really are. Tedious and long, and dragged out and hard.
Because the life of a hardcore gamer generally isn't very taxing, they can turn to games to "challenge" them.
Often times they'll wax on about how casual gamers are gradually killing the market, while ignoring the fact that the market has always had room for both players and, that some people have a life to kick their ass. That, when they sit down to play a video game, it's not so damn important that a player needs to turn it into some perfectionist job you don't get payed for.
That maybe, a person who doesn't piss 90% of their paycheck on games also deserves to enjoy a game.
Me? I qualify as a hardcore gamer, but I hate the term. I'm ashamed of HC gamers and how awful they make gamers look. How ignorant they are. How arrogant and myopic. How they taunt and belittle people simply for failing to take a fucking game too seriously.
Hardcore gamers want the entire medium of electronic games for themselves. They don't care about anyone else. They're selfish, ignorant tools who want to stay in the basement, never getting laid.
There is a big difference, between wanting a challenge and, demanding everyone should. See past your own god damn skills for once in your lives. Learn to accept that not everyone can sit in front of a monitor for hours mastering a game.
If you need to insult a person's gaming preference, you're the one that needs to stop playing.
Hardcore gamers want games to be hard for the sake of compensating for an empty, easy life. They have nothing else to be proud of so they look to gaming for some shred of pride.
If only they displayed that pride with some manner of grace and civility.
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Gamers' Workshop is the best magazine for Computer&Video Games in Bulgaria!
Gamers' Workshop pwn!
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Almost every CS gamer has an addiction to counter-strike. excluding the minority who play it a couple of times, die each time, and then go into a fit of slagging off the game. CS gamers normally spend the majority of there free time playing counter-strike and trying to become a pro at it. Even though it is extremely unlikely to happen most carry on after the denial stage as their addiction is too great to ignore. Like the comment above they can be mainly described as being totally white, almost albino, and sometimes look like a shaven animal who has an alergy to the cold. In extreme cases almost their whole body is muscleless, except from there fingers(strong but still skinny to give optimum accuracy on the keyboard) and the muscle that is used during masterbation on their strongest arm, which is abnormally strong. Every so often a teenage cs gamer claims they have lost their virginity and taunts the other gamers...this person is normally given the silent treatment by the others until he conforms again.
Phrases regularly used:-
lol (an average rate of once every 15 seconds)
nooB
pwned/owned
nice shot
omg/omfg
hacker (normally if someone gets a lucky kill)
good job
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