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A teenager who still believes that s/he is 6 years old. They usually still play with action figures and play Pokemon.
I used to be such a Gary Talbott but then I disovered masturbation and Facebook.
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The male version of a Mary sue
Wow what a Gary Stu that OC is!!
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A twist on the poplar Bloody Mary, but with double the alcohol.
Two Bloody Gary's please - I am hung over and need a jumpstart!
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When a guy is receiving fellatio from a girl and she is getting too horny and saying things like "spray it in my face", right before you go you look down and say "what chu talkin bout willis?" So she giggles then squirt it down her throat
Dude1:"she was all loud and annoying the other day so i gave her a gary coleman..."
Dude2:nice! Did you start humming Different Strokes theme after?
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The act of masturbating to porn and ejaculating into a piece of toilet paper, later, putting that piece of toilet paper in the toilet and forgetting to flush the toilet. Later your mother gets home and believes it is mucus and makes you stay home sick.
"Dude are you coming snowboarding with me tomorrow?"
"No, I can't I just pulled a Dirty Gary and my mom thinks im really sick"
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legend in the eyes of paedophiles across the globe! vile man in my eyes i would sooner hit him in the nads with a meat tenderiser than say hi to him
"oh have u seen gary glitter?"
"yer hes havin his balls tenderised by a young welsh dude"
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