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another le funny tumblr meme where someone intentionally acts stupid
officialunitedstates: "FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange"
(officialunitedstates presents a picture of a tiger.)\
throwing-lego: "this is a giraffe"
When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.
Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.
The name of a giraffe from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums. He plays the drums.
Philly Joe Giraffe - "Hi, I'm Philly Joe Giraffe, and I am going to go on a world tour with Duck Ellington and Mingus Mouse. It will be very nifty!
A erection or otherwise known as a boner
I had a white giraffe when I saw my sexy girlfriend
Her: It’s Giraffe sock thursday
Me: That’s not a thing
When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.
"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."
The tidewater giraffe is not the mascot of the PRT, dumbass.