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A well-disguised way out of a given situation; giving someone an opening to get out of something; providing an exit strategy.
A guy and his gf are arguing about a girl she saw him talking to at a party last night, when his homie walks up.
Gf: Who was that girl you were talking to?
Bf: What?
Gf: I saw you give her your phone.
Homie: What are y'all arguing about?
Gf: I saw him give some girl his phone last night.
Homie: Oh, you mean so-and-so. That was my phone. He was holding it for me, so I had asked her to get my phone from him for me.
Bf: Yeah, that's what I was trying to tell you.
Gf: Oh. I'm sorry babe.
Bf: It's fine.
*Gf exits*
Bf: Thanks bro. I didn't know what to say.
Homie: No prob bro. It's nothing to give an out.
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It's a blowy
She was great at giving desktop but I'm a toolbox cuz I call it that in the first place
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Created in the late 1990's; Spanks-giving is a holiday celebrated annually, the Saturday after Thanksgiving. It is a celebration of the continued dominance of the Virginia Tech football program over their in state rival The University of Virginia.
Are you going to Charlottesville for Spanks-giving this year?
I was so wasted I never made it to that last Spanks-Giving day game.
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To go all out. No holding back.
As Allan lined up at the start he was pumped, he was going to give it herbs.
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they are Boo Bees
A Bee that gives the milk from the magnificent breast of a woman breast feeding a new born child.
It's been said that anything over a mouth full is wasted.
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