glass slipper

A condom.

A condom is the glass slipper of our time. You put it on, dance all night and throw it away in the morning.

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Glass Dick

noun; An object that is made of glass, has a long hollow shaft with a hollow ball shape on the end somewhat resembling the male genatilia (hence the name) and used by drug addicts to smoke methamphetamine or more commonly speed See also: pizzo twizzle oil burner meth pipe tweak pipe stick

Tweaker: "Hey.. uhh.. uhh.. hey man... uhh... pass the glass dick, huh?"

Non-Tweaker: "I don't even know you, and I don't do speed."
Non-Tweaker thinks to himself, "Fucking tweakers."

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Glass Chin

Someone who has a weak chin or can't take a punch.

"How's it going?" "Mmmbad" "Did I remind you that you have a glass chin?"

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h-Glassed

When you are almost done with a project on the computer and the *&*&*&& hourglass icon shows up and never goes away.

Lauren: Did you finish the IPS Report?
Alexis: Yes. Its done, but when I went to print, I got h-glassed. I'll try again later

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glassed out

When someone has had too much to drink, aka they are drunk.

Comes from the thought that someone has had too many glasses of some alcoholic drink.

Carl: Man did you see Vicky last night at the bar?

Dan: Nah man, how was she?

Carl: She had about 3 Mojitos and 2 Calimochos, she was glassed out.

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Flipping the Glass

When a glass is to be flipped (an empty beer glass, placed upside down on the bar), means that you the drinkee must physically fight the toughest person in the pub/bar. The toughest person is usually everyone in the bar, due to the fact that everyone thinks they are the toughest.

I'm gunna flip the glass.
I will be flipping the glass today.

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glass cleaner

multi-surface cleaner
used on sufaces such as:
desks
computer screens
wndows
vaginas

I just had a dirty night, wheres my glass cleaner?

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