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a team of big hefty niggas that will exterminate any human at the sound of a whistle
he said what???? i’m calling the bionic team of glory right now
When as Mira (rainbow 6 siege) you're looking through a window and Maverick sneaks up under it proning, makes a hole to that same wall and shoots you through it.
"there's a glory-hole under bathroom Mira-window. I just got shot through it"
The combination of being a lazy fucker and the natural process of having a huge stonk on when you wake up.
This magical occurance can only happen after mid-day when one wakes up with a boner
Friend: That was some fun sleep over last night...
Me: Oh yeah, what time is it?
Friend: Uhm.... 12:30
Me: Cool, just so you know, I've got one BITCHIN afternoon glory raging on over here
Friend: ........Cool
A really cool used CD store in Santa Barbara. You can get a napoleon dynamite-style mixtape for 99 cents there.
let's go down to morning glory music and get some kick-ass underground mixtapes.
When you are using a gloryhole and it could be enthier a man or woman on the other side. It be thought of as simultaneously being both a man and woman or neither.
Last night at ‘El Sak’ I was pondering the concept of Schrodinger’s glory hole
That Meghan Markle is so hot, you could blaze your glory over and over again watching her in Suits.
When you wake up the next day after butt fucking some Ho the night before whilst wearing beer goggles. You fancy seconds, but then discover she is an absolute munter. Your previously rock hard shaft is reduced to a limp mess
"Hey bitch, fancy another anal probe? Oh shit, what a horror, my cock's gone down worse than the titanic, what a waste of my morning former glory"