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Underpants Gnome Syndrome

A condition suffered by a person or persons that strive towards a given goal but with absolutely no idea how their actions or planned actions will actually achieve the desired result.

Phrase derived from the underpants gnomes characters from the TV series 'South Park' that collected and stockpiled used underpants for the purpose of making a profit but had no idea of how to actually achieve this.

Demonstrators protesting against nuclear power but not considering how they will pay the ever increasing cost of power derived from the diminishing fossil fuel supply suffer a severe case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome.

Ex UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown suffered a major case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome when he thought that reducing VAT (sales Tax) by 2.5% last year would significantly stimulate consumer spending.

by brightstar555 August 11, 2010

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Maine Garden Gnome

When you shove a garden gnome in your girlfriend's vagina without her knowing, and leave it there. You then proceed to tie her up, and force her to watch the Travelocity commercials with the talking garden gnome until you're done laughing.

I totally gave my girlfriend the Maine Garden Gnome lastnight.

by Derek Maritime December 12, 2010

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Underpants Gnomes

The Underpants Gnomes are mystical creatures that bring you back all of your missing nugs at the most opportune times. Whether you lost your frosty green nuggets during a fumble in the car, or you lost your whole sack during a drunken rampage, the Gnomes are sure to bring back what is rightfully yours in due time. If they happen to give your pot to someone else, do not worry, for the Gnomes are fair and will reimburse you at a later time.
They dwell anywhere that you may have been smoking pot, but these honored creatures never show themselves. Regardless, they must be thanked and honored when they present gifts.

"I dropped a couple nugs on the ground right here and they just vanished! WTF!"
"Ah bummer bro, it was probably the Underpants Gnomes."

"Fuck yeah, check this loud loud I just found under my seat! Must've been the Gnomes."

by The_Hemperor February 17, 2014

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Gnome on training wheels

A deplorable keemstar fanboi

Gnome: OMG a New Drama Alert!
Person: shut the hell up you gnome on training wheels

by Dat Hero November 17, 2016


lawn gnome

a very short person who has a green thumb/is a farmer

farmer shorty? oh yea, hes a real lawn gnome.

by fantabular nico May 17, 2008

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little brown gnome

The tip of a turd poking out your asshole when you have to go really bad. See turtle head

"Where is the bathroom? I got a little brown gnome peeking out."

by Joanna Bailey February 28, 2004

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leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.

Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome

by Maton22 April 7, 2008

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