Occurs when the neck skin of an elderly man or woman is used as a makeshift sexual orifice.
"I just caught my grandfather whittling the gobbler with my grandmother. It was awesome!"
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Someone who enjoys licking their partner's anus hole. Those who do not wipe properly leave a little pooh around the anus, hence their partner spending time down there becomes a mud gobbler.
Jim: "Oh please keep going!!!"
Steve comes up for air and Jim sees a little hint of brown around Steve's mouth.
Jim: "Damn, Steve, your the greatest mud gobbler!!!"
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When a girl bites your dick off and cuts a hole in a couch and puts your dick in there. Then you have to go look for it and sew it back on.
Duuude, that bitch just did the GH GOBBLER on me and now i can't find my fuckin dick!!
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the act of watching hockey with a russian girl or any girl who is or who's family is from the former Soviet Union, pulling out a large turkey leg beating it with her until she is unconscious then proceeding to eat her out while yelling *gobble gobble gobble*
Guy #1: BRUH I just gave that fine russian piece of meat a mean Soviet Turkey Gobbler she never even knew what hit her!!
Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!
A pussy gobbling technique created by the girls from Call Her Daddy. It involves making out with a girls pussy while swirling your tongue in an infinity symbol motion. You also have to finger her, hum to make her feel like sheβs using her vibrator and slurp her clit for the ultimate sensation. It guarantees the best feeling for her and is successful most of the time in giving her a big O.
He used the cooch gobbler combo on me last night and it was the best head I have ever received!
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One who can effortlessly open their throat and swallow down a cock while simultaneously rolling there tongue along with fluttering the throat which then produces the sound of a turkey gobbling
She was known around parma as the best Cleveland cock gobbler There was