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1) A pair of magic gauntlets from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"
2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.
"The golden gauntlets are found in Ganon's Castle, and allow the wearer to lift really heavy stone pillars."
"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."
A beautiful peng ting with a great personality
Goal orientated and is worth her weight in gold
She’s an absolute stunner melanin queen
But is also lowkey crazy don’t tell her though
But all in all Great girl that no other can match
Naomi is absolutely breath taking she’s the golden girl
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Simple........ It's doggy style but underwater.
Patrica: Maaaaaaaaan oh BOy !!!!! Hunter gave me a great Golden Lobster in the community pool last night!
Sarah: Really? How did you get into the pool after 10?
When a woman gets a "golden shower" after a "cream pie"
She got 5 golden Pearl's in one night!
The act of urinating through the hole in a doughnut into a urinal or a toilet and then proceeding to eat said doughnut
Guy 1: "I bet Mark $30 he wouldn't do a Golden Bullseye the other day."
Guy 2: "Did he do it?"
Guy 1: "Of course he did, that guy's crazy!"
When someone asks you if you would pee on them.
A young lady is minding her own business waiting to cross the street. She is approached by an old man. Initially he is friendly but then asks the young lady if she would like to come back to his place and pee on his finger. After declining she later names this encounter a "Golden Offer."
Kind of like a golden shower except the person
That’s going pee has an enlarged prostate
Would you like a golden dribble?