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Golden Gauntlets

1) A pair of magic gauntlets from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"

2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.

"The golden gauntlets are found in Ganon's Castle, and allow the wearer to lift really heavy stone pillars."

"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."

by Minejumper April 03, 2009


Golden pearl

When a woman gets a "golden shower" after a "cream pie"

She got 5 golden Pearl's in one night!

by Nyceguy September 19, 2018


Golden Offer

When someone asks you if you would pee on them.

A young lady is minding her own business waiting to cross the street. She is approached by an old man. Initially he is friendly but then asks the young lady if she would like to come back to his place and pee on his finger. After declining she later names this encounter a "Golden Offer."

by zayzay January 18, 2014


Golden Poop

The act of pooping while being paid, i.e. Pooping on the job.

I'm not gonna clock out just yet, I wanna take a golden poop.

by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014


Golden Lobster

Simple........ It's doggy style but underwater.

Patrica: Maaaaaaaaan oh BOy !!!!! Hunter gave me a great Golden Lobster in the community pool last night!
Sarah: Really? How did you get into the pool after 10?

by okabo January 04, 2017


Golden Girl

A beautiful peng ting with a great personality

Goal orientated and is worth her weight in gold

She’s an absolute stunner melanin queen
But is also lowkey crazy don’t tell her though

But all in all Great girl that no other can match

Naomi is absolutely breath taking she’s the golden girl

by CHBK November 02, 2020


Golden Bullseye

The act of urinating through the hole in a doughnut into a urinal or a toilet and then proceeding to eat said doughnut

Guy 1: "I bet Mark $30 he wouldn't do a Golden Bullseye the other day."
Guy 2: "Did he do it?"
Guy 1: "Of course he did, that guy's crazy!"

by HendrixButWhite June 01, 2018