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aaris gordon

A freakishly sexy beast who is commonly referred to as the physical manifestation of Jesus, but black. He is completely pure, and in most cases meeting him results in the ultimate orgasm. However be careful as he is highly skilled at the art of sliding in DM's and stealing your girl.

Jimmy showing the new kid, Bob, around. Jimmy: Oh shit, look its Aaris Gordon! Bob:Who tf is that. Jimmy:You don't know Aaris Gordon?!?! Oh you better get ready for the best time of your life. As Aaris Gordonapproaches, Jimmy is drooling with anticipation, and Bob is just wiondering how great this guy could be. Aaris Gordon: Hey guys what's going on? Instantly Bob understood as both Jimmy and him began twitching uncontrollably, feeling the best orgasm of their lives. It was over as soon as it started, and Aaris Gordon had already slid in and stole both of their girls. It was a life changing experience for Bob.

by @yourface December 19, 2016


Dr. Gordon

A Hyperlethal vector, will kill you with any item nearby with absolute efficiency. Dr. Gordon is also extremely scary, and if he swears at anyone or anything, all atoms within 10km will be destroyed

Dr. Gordon just killed Supermansounds about right

by Bock_And_Calls June 13, 2023


Clayton Gordon

clayton gordon is a good man who is homo or gay he likes acting like a cat and a girl

clayton gordon was on his feet acting like a cat

by clayton gordon babeee April 26, 2022


Lacey Gordon

For someone who’s a nasty ugly whore

Bro you’re dating Lacey Gordon ? You should go get checked out then.

by Oneofthebros November 25, 2019


gordon walsh

a dude

hi gordon walsh

by FoxxGaming01 June 11, 2020


nyree gordon

ugly ass person

omg he is such a nyree gordon!

by hehenebevhdidjebevejdjbfnr February 1, 2020


Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray

Scandal in the White House to Oppenheimer in the war room, Goldwyn's Gordon Gray knows power plays yo!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Goldwyn doing these days?

Person 2: Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray in Oppenheimer, power never changes man!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023