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cock blocker; one who prevents another from having sexual relations. Also shortened as GR.
Yo man, I was trying to get with Emily but Ben is such a guarding rooster.
These urban guard dogs are great at alerting us to mischief on the block, and are pretty too.
v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.
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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?
Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.
v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.
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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.
The command was tacky, or the condom?
n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.
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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?
No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.
A security guard who are the first sign of anything physical happening to him. Becomes terrified and begins to sweat shake and not be able to speak properly.
He’s not for this pub he’s a wests guard.
A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.
Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.