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When an elderly person applies generous amounts of bengay to the male genital area, while aggresivly throttling the shaft and fondling the testicals.
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To make it festive dress up as either an elf and Santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the testicals as jingle bells.
" Dude, my dick is still numb from your grandmas peppermint handy last night!"
where you receive a hand job while the one giving the hand job wears a puppet on their hand.
Hey Bill how did your date go last night? It was good that chic gave me a Mr. Rodger's handy!
A handcuffed Blowjob/Handjob which includes the usage of power tool sex toys such as a Drilldo
"babe I want a handy Manny so bad right now"
When you carve a hole in a block of spam to use as a masturbatory aid.
"I was over at Jeffrey's house and noticed the remnants of a hilo handy in his trash. Guess that's why he has all that Spam in his pantry"
When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.
Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.
When someone is cappin’ (full of shit) and the stuff they’re lying about is completely retarded.
You’d have to be a complete retard to believe that handi-cappin’ shit dude was talkin’.
When a person walks on a cross walk when the red hand is up. A handy can only be comited twise. Plural:Double Handy
When I drove past Reserve Street I saw a young man commit a Handy.