When someone is such a big idioto that they can't think straight. Ooti means dumb and Handi means handicapped which is basically saying that you are so dumb that its like you are handicapped.
Karen: What does this question mean? Me: Karen how do you not know that. Are you an Ooti Handi
When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.
Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.
When someone is cappin’ (full of shit) and the stuff they’re lying about is completely retarded.
You’d have to be a complete retard to believe that handi-cappin’ shit dude was talkin’.
When a person walks on a cross walk when the red hand is up. A handy can only be comited twise. Plural:Double Handy
When I drove past Reserve Street I saw a young man commit a Handy.
A short way of saying handshake.
Use this word and no one will ever be concerned for your mental health.
You will be so cool... trust me :)
Stella: Oi! Jaimee! GIVE ME A HANDY!
*shakes hand*
Jaimee: Ooooo Stella that was a firm Handy.
1. A hand job
2. German/European word for a cellphone
He girl, can u give me a handy?
OR
I have to call my mother, can I use your Handy?