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Blue heaven, adj.
Debatably the best flavour of thickshake ever.
Oh my god, lets go for a blue heaven thickshake.
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When a girl gets gangbanged and has two penises in her vagina, two in her ass, one in each hand, and one in her mouth (equaling 7 penises)
"Cindy is such a slut. I heard she got 7th Heaven'd last night by the football team."
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Any community noted for its large gay community and its concomitant celebration of the gay lifestyle to include gay pride parade, chicken hawking, bath houses, sausage festivals, and a gay friendly beauracracy.
San Francisco is fag heaven on planet Earth.
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While standing at the edge of a long stair case proforming Doggie style sex, as the woman proceeds to climax, you push her down the stairs before you orgasm
Damn I was fucking Sara last night in the hall outside my apartment and she "baby take me to heaven". So I gave her a stairway to heaven. She didn't say much after that.
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A song by Led Zepplin. When you play it forwards it sounds nice and sweet. Talks about love and heaven.
Creepy thing is when you play a certain verse backwards, it has a creepy ass Satanic message. They said they didn't mean for it to happen, but it's kinda hard not to notice it once you play it backwards. Seriously, just Youtube it.
Stairway to Heaven, creepy part:
Forwards : If there's a bustle in your hedgegrow, dont be alarmed now. It's just a Spring Clean for the May Queen.
Yes there are tow paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.
Backwards: Oh here's to my sweet Satan. The one's who little path would make me sad. Whose power is Satan. He'll give those with him 666. There was a little tool shed, where he made us suffer, sad satan.
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the act of bringing the heavens to some chick named betsy
Would someone please bring the heavens to betsy , she's bored.
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When you are pooping, and you think you are done, and you wipe. But then you realize that you have one last dingleberry clinging on for dear life, and you sit back down releasing said dingleberry. It falls on the floating toilet paper, and appears to be looking over the rest of your shit. Thus this little angel of a nugget is on cloud 9 watching over the rest of your shit. Thus the heaven's angel.
I totally just made a heaven's angel just now.
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