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A lame excuse to get out of something you said that you'd
do, but can no longer be bothered doing, such as donating
a large amount of money to a charity, doing jail time...
AKA: Paris Hilton Defense (US spelling)
"I promised to help my friend move house, but I just went with
the Paris Hilton Defence."
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The rule that a hotel owners spawn may use and abuse power around the hotel only because their parents own the place
Justin: I want all the beers in the hotel right now for no payment, we'll replace it in the morning.
Manager: No ways
Justin: I'm justin
Manager: Oh fuck, please take it, The Paris Hilton rule applies
When you have to say thank to legendary Indianapolis wide receiver T.Y. Hilton.
Oh Thank You Hilton
Jim Beam poured into a coffee mug; similar to a road soda.
Hey, let's grab some Hilton Head Coffees for the ride to the golf course.
Paris is the sweetest person like since forever. She's never really done anything that bad. She had sex. SO FLIPIIN WHAT?!?!?!. So do alot of people, but since her freako boyfriend filmed it, it for some reason makes HER a bad person. NO i dont even think so. She didnt wear pannies one day and some one caught it on camera..hmm..let me think SO FLIPPIN WHAT!?!?!? I'm pretty sure that most people on this earth have gone commando one time or another, we just dont have paparazzi following us around all the time. So to our advantage its not caught on camera. I feel sorry for the poor girl. She's my role model. You know why? Because she has to deal with CRAp that ignorant people give her all the time. Anybody that can do that and not go insane rocks in my opinion.
Oh yea and so what if she's skinny. I'm a zero slim and I eat twice much as alot of people. But because she's not 300 pounds overweight she gets called bulemic and anorexic. Maybe she's also not as smart as everyone else. Well look at yourself retards. You guys are the ones that have to get online to look up the words that your friends used today..Now who's talkin..GET A FREAKIN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid person- Paris Hilton is an f****** slut
Me- I'm gonna punch you in your face now because I dont like you
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this goes to those who say she has no talent and does nothging...well first off she has a book, clothing line, dog clothing line, perfume, jewelry line, she is an actress, model, and singer....second off what do those poeple who talk shit about her do? sit on thier fat asses and write shit about soemone who is perfect bec ause they are extremely jealous of paris. paris isnt too skinny nor too fat, she has a cute face, cute smile, great fashion sense...she isnt white trash and whats ever better about her is that she makes alot of money by playing dumb on the simple life...play dumb, get money....its really an art. who ever makes fun of her just cant except the fact that she is gorgeous, fun, cute, and rich and they arent any of those things. girls that make fun of paris are usually brunette ewww (i'm criticized as a blonde so i can criticize SOME brunettes), fat, are so desperate to be popular they save up money for months just to buy a nasty dooney and burke bag because they are too poor, and they usually have such low self esteem they make fun of her to make then selves feel better. Guys that make fun of Paris are probably ugly, poor, and extremely extremely dumb. And everyone knows that Carls Jr. commercial is sooo hott! and when some one can answer me what other heiresses work as much as paris (besides nicky) then i will believe that Paris has no talent.
the two most awesome words in rthe english language....
THATS HOT!
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The sweetest, funniest person EVER a.k.a. MY IDOL!!!!!
Paris Hilton Rocks!!!!
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