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a dog hound sniffler is when a male sticks his nose into the females vagina or bum, and licks and or sniffs it just like a dog would, then near the end the woman farts or queefs into the mans nose and or mouth, this would if the woman puts her nose in the mans bum.
friend: what did you do with your girlfriend last night
me: i gave her a dog hound sniffler
friend: sweet
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Crotch hound:
a) a person who will do anything to get what they want.
b) a person who uverindulges in the act of oral stimulation of the crotch.
c) just about every political figure.
d) A dog that always has their nose in a person's crotch
Example:
Guy one: Hey, I am gonna vote for Hillary.
Guy two: are you nuts? she will say anything for a vote, she is a crotch hound.
Example:
Guy one:Hey, I am gonna hang out with Tina tonight.
Guy two:Fuck that, all she wants is your cash and your ride, that ho is a crotch hound.
Example:
Guy one:bro, you dog wont stop digging its nose in my crotch.
Guy two: I know, that dog is a crotch hound.
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Noun: an angry woman who has to make everyone else's life a living hell because she probably went through some childhood obesity issues. She is most likely a redhead with red lipstick and nail polish.
Kelly(Estrogen hound)- Waiter!!! I asked for NO lemon in my water!
Waiter- Oh im so sorry. can i get you another one?
Kelly- Uhg! NO! thats just going to take longer!
Waiter- Damn quit bein such an estrogen hound!
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Website launched with Governor Rendell panting for approval from PA Pennsylvania voters for unity in the democratic party.
1. I am Deputy Dog from the county hound pound and that website is for the ugly dogs.
2. There is no unity in the democratic party, it has gone to the "dogs" at the hound pound.
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This is the name of a fictional dog breed, used to describe any dog that is too pretty to be called a mutt.
Sam- your dog is so pretty! What kind is she?
Rhea- she's an Australian Badger Hound.
A vagina that has been abused to the point that its labia look like floppy dog ears, its clitoris like a tongue, and the opening like a drooling dog's mouth thus making it resemble the face of a Bassett Hound.
"Dude did you tap that?"
"Nah. It looked like a Bassett Hound Face so I threw a treat at it, scratched her butthole, and made her go home."
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When a girl or boy thinks they are cute when they are ugly all the time
"Dang she is a basset hound."
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