-How are you going to store the food?
-I'll throw it in the freezer, give it the good ol Alaskan Boil
When your vaginas get sunburned from scissoring on the beach.
This seafood boil ruined my vacation… been bathing in aloe for two days straight.
Originated by someone who can’t decide which man she wants to lie down with. A Seafood boil is someone who has so many diseases from the man humans she has slept with. pH high, BD count high, radioactive and stinky on high too, makes lovely peaches look like child’s play.
Osh: “Man my girl left me for my best friend bro…
Baniel and Aniya : “She’s a seafood boil bro!”
Haiden: “And she ugly!!”
Akin to a Dutch Oven, a Seafood Boil refers to farting in the bed adjacent to your partner, subsequently trapping them. However, a Seafood Boil is unique because the perpetrator is releasing a particularly fishy fart, caused by the spicy and/or overconsumption of seafood.
Babe, did I wake up in the bayou?? It smells like a seafood boil in here.
Someone who just recently comed
You were in the bath for a long time are you BOILED??
refers to something or someone that is fat or large.
She is so boiled!
I went to the beach the other day and i felt so boiled compared to everyone else. smh