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When someone is listening to their ipod/ mp3 it tends to take them a while to snap back to reality
Mark: "Oi Jeff"
(no answer)
Mark: "Jeff!"
(Jeff is jamming out and so continues oblivious)
Mark- shakes shoulder, jeff turns and removes earphones
Mark: "Jeff you prick i'm trying to talk to you"
Jeff: "Chill chill" (takes deep breaths with far off look on his face
Cmiste: "Give the man his Ipod Reality Cooldown Mark"
Cmiste- turns to Viewer
Cmiste: "boom"
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Easy version: Dream simulator machine-brain interface
In depth: Simulates senses using nerve stimulations and retrieve information using deep brain scanning to make experiences interactable
Fallcon: man I can't wait for Full Dive Virtual Reality!
Contrary to the original Tubgirl depicting an asian woman involved in grotesque scat porn,
The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality is a disgustingly disturbing set of images depicting the discovery and removal of a bloated and decomposed corpse of an asian woman who had slit her wrists and fell into the bathtub where she would be left to decompose and become a ‘maggot mall’ from her badly decayed cadaver. This infamous set of images can still be accessed and is viewed as a staple on the gore site called Documenting Reality, due to the amount of people it has traumatized.
*any gore post*
Dude who saw the photos:
Man, this is not as gruesome as The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality…
Dude who hasn't seen the photos:
You mean the asian girl with Diarrhea going into her mouth?
Dude who saw the photos:
No man, Something WORSE THAN THAT. It haunts me in my sleep.
C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.
Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"
Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
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A phrase aimed to motivate or inspire, often times used in a situation where you feel like the odds are stacked against you, but you do everything in your power to succeed regardless.
Don't give up, you gotta Create Your Own Reality.
Someone who doesnt get it if theres not a score, statistics, scientific terms to describe it, or money to be made off it, and thinks it's a joke.
You couldn't explain it to the reality/game show moron, you had to show him/her.
Someone who cant watch a movie without thinking people in real life are like the characters in a movie they watched, whether it be Step Brothers or Titanic.
The reality/game show moron never distinguished between life and movies/TV, which is why he/she was always trying to get on TV around like minded people.