Hot Pocket

The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")

That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.

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Meat Pocket

A place for someone to stick thier dick, usually a pussy.

Damn Tony, I got wasted last night and put my dick in sandra's warm and moist meat pocket.

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pocket snooker

The act of male masturbation by concealing the pleasuring hand in one's pocket.

Brendan ma saw a really hot girl and started playing pocket snooker without anyone noticing.

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Air Pockets

Deflated empty tits

Tits that look like two skin pockets in need of filling. With the nipple right at the bottom misrepresenting where the button should be

I love my girlfriend I just wish she didn't have air pockets for tits

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Pocket Trumpet

Oral sex performed on a man with his pants still on and buttoned with the penis pulled through the zippered opening.

Baby we don't have time for a quickie but maybe a pocket trumpet?

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Pocket monster

A gun that fits in your pocket..non visible so if you anit strapped don't go actin hard because you never know your enemy might have a pocket pistol.

gun sound like rocket launcher i got gun its a pocket monster

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The Pocket Prank

An amazing prank where you first start off by putting a hole in your pocket so that you can put your dick inside it. Then in a cafeteria line you go next to the hottest girl in the school and make sure you have your hands full of food. Then you say to her "Can you get me money out of my pocket, my hands are kind of full." She'll say sure and then next thing you know she'll be reaching for your man horn.

Jason: (Hands are filled with food) Hey Tiffany could you get me my money out of my pocket.

Tiffany: Sure which pocket?

Jason: The left one but make sure you reach far down.

Tiffany: Ew that's your dick!

Jason: Yeah it is.

This is "The Pocket Prank."

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