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Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag.
"Hey, can I get an Irish enema?
That's Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag."
When you get a boner and place it between your waistband and stomach, to conceal it's massiveness.
You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!
Party riot ammo, probably from Irish mob violence in the 19th century when they were considered the lowest rung on the ladder, above slaves.
" Damn near killed by a mob of crackers throwin' Irish confetti." (Judas and the Black Messiah, 2021)
Two pair of brass knuckles being used at once
Friend : what happened to you
He hit me with an irish double
An Irish Athiest is a person that does not believe in the Christian God but still celebrates Christian holidays. An Irish Athiest isn't always Irish or an Athiest, only usually.
Hank: Hey, why do you have a Christmas tree up? I thought you were Athiest?
Myra: I am, but I'm an Irish Athiest because I still want Christmas presents.
Honey, Lemon, Whiskey, Boiling Water.
Seriously do yourself a favour next time you're sick, get it down ya.
My strep throat has cleared right up since I got about 7 glasses of Irish Penicillin down me.
A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.
You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!