When a man develops Titties during the Christmas Holidays.
Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties
Women that wear little to no clothes to get into the "Christmas spirit".
School dress codes require full body coverage, but dance/cheer teams can dress as Christmas sluts.
Another word for pre cum
First invented by Cody Ko and Noel Miller of the Tiny Meat Gang
I tried to hold in all my pre Christmas when I saw those massive buns
The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.
WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.
The Christmas preventing equivalent of a cock-block, either resulting in the loss of christmas or an event of equal significance.
Alexander: Oh man, my house burned down right before the holidays!
Derek: Wow, what a Christmas block
The excitement that ensues the night before a big day; similar to the excitement felt the night before opening those long awaited Christmas presents
"So, your flight for Cancun leaves tomorrow morning. Are you totally Christmas Eveing right now?!"
an outfit which is put on immediately upon returning home, consisting of a t-shirt worn inside out and backwards and gym shorts also worn inside out. during the winter the t-shirt maybe swapped out for a ripped inside out flannel shirt. this outfit is never washed and worn the entire year and only changed on christmas.
timmy - bro, do you wear the same thing everyday? cause its starting to smell.
paul - ahh, ya know? i only wear this at home, so it doesnt get dirty, they're my christmas clothes
timmy - i cant believe it only july and i have to smell those clothes for another six months
paul - shut up douchebag, go smoke some pot