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Greg's Law states that if it exists, it will inevitably fuck you.
Person 1: "Work sucks!"
Person 2: "Well, you shouldn't be surprised, Greg's law!
A basketball player. Very good. He was also on ESPN or is a spokesperson also, I think. Don't quote me on that
"Holy shit, is that Greg Summers from ESPN!? I heard he can juggle some real balls!"
Variation of a Hot Toddy made instead with Earl Grey tea and Orange Jubilee Mad Dog 20/20.
Almost time for bed, I sure could go for a piping hot serving of Earl Greg in my mouth!
The Act of doing something so violent towards animals it makes jeffery dahmer look like a stand up person of society
Did you see what Brad did to that cat, he must have been Pulling a Greg
The act of getting wasted one night and making up a fake game as an excuse for not showing up to work the next morning
Just heard Greg James is missing after being wasted with Lizzo and Harry Styles at the BRIT awards last night. I bet he is 'doing a greg!'
1- Boring Definition: Olympian Diver famed for breaking his head on the diving board and covertly leaking AIDS into the pool.
2- Cool Definition: Sexual act. Performed by engaging in intercourse and bending your partner over a coffee table or other low surface requiring them to use their arms to hold themselves up. At a climatic moment you pull their arms out from under tham causing their face to bounce off of the coffee table, must yell 'Greg Louganis!' See also Tony Danza
1- Greg Louganis was a dick head to give the pool AIDS like that.
2- Megan is so dumb. I'm totally gonna give her the Greg Louganis tonight, man.
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