Jake

1.N A poser of aposer of a poser of a redneck/ newyorker/ a wanabe of someone cool
2.ADV Being a very complex wanabe loser who has had as much glue fumes as air
3.V acting like a poser posing as a poser

1"Yo dog that motherfucker is a total damn Jake"
2"Man he's making a jake of himself
3"dude he's totally jakin"

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Jake

1:an extremely creepy pirvert
2:an homoerotic male stripper
3:used to define a really gay trombone

oh shit!! theres a jake coming for me

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jake

A Jake is a very physically attractive guy, with gorgeous eyes and a charming smile that would make any girl purr. Unfortunately, he's a huge asshole

Omg that guy is so hot, but stay away from him he's a Jake!

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jake

a boy who is way too innocent for any girls to get with.
or a boy girls feel bad getting with because of how innocent he is or acts.

I wanted to sleep with him but he is too much of a jake.
or
I wanted to french kiss him but he was acting like a jake.

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Jake

Cocky, white xenosexual who is always hating on a nick and talks as much as a horny Asian. Also thinks he is jesus at times and poops on puppies.

yo that guy reminds of so many jakes who pooped on my puppy!

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Jaked

v. When you pronounce or write something wrong

Kody: He should right a book!
Ashley: Don't you mean write?
Kody: No, I jaked it.

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jake

to put something together haphazardly or inefficiently.

My TV antenna broke so I took some duct take and jaked it together.

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