German Nug Jar

when someone hides an illicit substance in an uncircumcised male's foreskin.

Me: I'm not sure how to get this weed into the show without security busting me

Friend: I got you bro. I'll stash it in my German Nug Jar.
Me: Ummm... Schweet!

Jizz Jar

A Jizz Jar is like a Curse Jar. Except instead of putting money in it when you curse, whoever jizzes first during intercourse will have to put money in the jar.

Guy 1: Damn it, I jizzed first.

Guy 2: Put some money in the Jizz Jar.

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Cloud Boot Jar

Verb). The act of farting into a jar, sealing with a lid, and making said jar run for President.

If the Democrats want a viable candidate, they can’t just Cloud Boot Jar a nominee into existence.

Jar of Bacon Grease

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

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Salad in a jar Party

When a girl invites you to to a salad in a jar party but uses the jar to hold your jizz to one day use against you in a paternity case

"Hey Gerald wanna come to my salad in a jar party?"

"No thank you I don't want to unknowingly become a father"

jar hole

Derived from a Pickle Jar… a hole that you put lots of "pickles" in
by pickles, we mean DICKS.

"Man, that Taryn...she's such a Jar hole!"
"WHOOOO, I really pickled Taryn's Jar Hole last night! That shit was JUICY"
"I had to fist Taryn's Jar Hole last night to get my pickle out"

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Jizm Jar

A person or object intended for the sole purpose of holding extraneous amounts of jizm/cum.

Guy 1: Dude...what's up with that girl you been banging?

Guy 2: She's just my jizm jar, bro. Bang her, dump it, and go!

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