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A metaphorical tub of musical shit.
I would rather swallow a jar of potassium cyanide, attend a Kenny G concert, play tag on the freeway, or stick my head in an open fire than listen to smooth jazz.
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AKA the Bird or middle finger. Derived from a feminist request to refrain from clapping and use jazz hands to show appreciation at a conference to as to not 'trigger' attendees by clapping.
SJWs want us to use Jazz hands instead of applause, let me show them my Jazz Finger.
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Klaxons Slang (Anglo-Klaxon) This is when people are guitar-wanking (showing off a song.) Although it doesn't have to music-related - just something over the top and unnecessary.
John - "Man, Wolfmother Jazz Finger too much!"
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noun: Large, billowy, MC Hammer-esque pants with stirrups. The stirrups are essential to contain all that jazz.
"Check out those jazz pants. He's a hep cat."
"Yeah man, those are hip. *snaps*"
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Ultimately the best extracurricular ever. Imagine 20 dude/ettes all standing around each other for a couple hours a week playing the romantic style of music. Hell yeah. Under the hot stage lights for 3 to 4 hours at a time sweating your uniforms off making your instrument shiny. What’s there not to love?
Hey man, did you see that Jazz band?
Heck yeah man! They’re hot!
Hey man, it’s jazzman.
An expression used for a multitude of different feelings in differing situations. Most commonly used for a negative feeling, but is known to change.
Originally from 'Lazy and tired' on predictive mobile setting, if the words are not changed it will come out as 'Jazz and three'.
Person one: Are you ready for this?
Person two: No mate, sorry I'm all Jazz and three.
or
Person one: Hell no! I'm Jazz and threeing!
Cakes, usually brownies, that are made psychoactive with weed.
It was just after 6pm when the jazz biscuits began to take hold.