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The days immediately following Christmas when candy and decorations are on sale discounts
We need to get to the store to pick up what we need, it's Jew Christmas so all the good stuff will be gone soon
The Flaming Jew is an alcoholic mixed drink. It consists of:
-1 part hickory smoked whiskey
-1 part Fireball
-2 parts Goldschläger
-3 copper coins dated between 1941-1945
-1 cinnamon stick lightly dipped in horseradish, dipped end used to stir the drink
Bartender! Hit up everyone at the bar with a Flaming Jew! I made an ark-load of moolah today and I'm ready to party...mazel tov, bitches!
The definition of a jew fucker is someone who fucks jews
Lets go see timmy. I heard he is a jew fucker
He is my friend and he is a jew upvote this so he is in the dictionary.
The Oli Jew is a deceptive creature that tricks the general public into believing he is not a Jew.
This is accomplished by not having a conventional jew fro on his head but instead he has one growing on his ass.
They're some telltale signs that the deceiver can not hide though. The main one is the giant jew nose in the middle of his face...
Look over there its The Oli Jew and his jew fro ass hair. The dirty bastard
A breed of cat which stem from unknown parts of the universe.
They all share the same colour- 'golden furrs' and each of their golden furrs cost nearly $10,000USD (which can be found on ebay every once in a great while).
There are only six known today:
1. Outside of Dublin, Ireland
2. Kyoto, Japan
3. Hamburg, Germany
4. Užice, Serbia
5. Dundee, Michigan
6. Ann Arbor, Michigan
My Doppy Jew has a heart of golden furrs!
A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.
Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart