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That fellow who circumvents his biological imperative and impregnates anything that will take his seed.
Dude, do it ON the couch, not to the couch. Fuckin' Johnny Fappleseed.
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Johnny Dang aka TV Johnny is an oriental man who has appeared on various music videos. He is notably known for his blood diamonds which he puts on jewelry for rap stars and displaying them on , hence TV Johnny.
Man when I get that record deal the first thang I'm a cop is that Johnny Dang watch, fo'rizzle with 24 carat icicles.
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Referring to someone who is a homosexual male. Derrived from the HBO series "The Sopranos", in which Vito, the gay mobster, found a love interest who would "make him his famous Johnny Cakes". Vito loves those Johnny Cakes, and would either order a "tall stack" or a "short stack".
"Look, there's Ryan Secrest. I wonder who's flippin' his Johnny Cakes?"
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Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."
Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.
Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?
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God. Perfection. SEXY.
Johnny Depp is my baby's daddy.
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One of the greatest actors of his generation, though in my opinion, THE greatest actor working today. The sheer acting ability of the man is amazing, but he is also very intelligent in his roles, is not afraid to go with his instincts or roles HE wants to portray, and has never (and would never) resort to relying on his appearance.
Five reasons he's the best
1. He's intelligent.
2. He's interesting.
3. He's very laid back and acts like a regular guy.
4. His roles are insanely diverse, and he's fantastic in every one of them.
5. He loves what he does.
Now that we've got the professionalism out of the way, Johnny Depp is also one of the most fuckable guys on the planet, and his creation of Jack Sparrow has deemed him forever a Sex God. He is sex on toast, but he's also a brilliant actor, an interesting person, and just really sweet. If you've only seen PotC: WATCH HIS OTHER FILMS! I reccomend Finding Neverland :D
Johnny Depp is an amazing actor. endd of story.
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A Japanese managin company for only guys, formed in 1963. Johnny's Entertainmen is formed by Johnny Kitagawa, who never gives pictures and nobody knows how he looks like. He is rumoured of harassing some of the boys under the company.
Johnny's Jrs. are trainees who haven't debuted yet. They perform covers of their seniors songs on Shounen Club (Boy's Club) as "training". They also act as back up dancers for the groups that have already debuted.
JE's idols do acting, singing, hosting shows and modeling.
Apparently some of the guys don't know how to sing nor dance. Still they sale better than some other artists who are really gifted in singing.
Johnny's Entertainment guys can't sing but they do look good.
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