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nola jones is nola. She is scary. She makes me cry. But don’t worry bc it’s okay. Nola is nice. She likes ice. Nola jones is sophie jones sister. Nola is cooler then Sophie.
Nola jones rides a bike.
Lily jones :amazing
Lily jones is the best person ever
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Todd is a man with more ex wives than grey hair (which is really saying something.) Some say he has so many ex wives because he likes cock but others say it’s just because he’s an arsewhole.
Don’t look now but there’s that Todd Jones fella.
Oh god! Doesn’t he bat for the other team?
Wow that guy is so bland, it's almost like he's a Rexton Jones
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-Basically being a bit of a sloth or someone who does the bare minimum.
-chooses to spend his/her days sitting around playing computer games with his/her little gunt hanging out.
-can also be someone with a button nose with a fuzzy teddy bear appearance.
- A JIMBO JONES: "I dont want to drive you down the shops, all I want to do is sit and play COD and eat the finest of meals fit for a king".
- SOMEONE WHOS NOT LAZY: "oh thats our jimbo!"
An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
A name given to anyone found taking a massive dump in any location, public or private.
Evidence that this person has just used a toilet is a slightly burnt smell resonating from the stall.
God! Help my lungs! Thunderdump Jones was here!!!