July 27th

The day the most fashionable person is born! They are gorgeous and extremely talented. Sometimes a bitch. Always the most popular and gets on with men and women. Funny and talkative

She’s perfect omg she was born on July 27th that’s why

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July 24th

International whip out ur tits day

“It’s July 24th”

*whips out tits”

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July 7

Whoever was born here is the baddest bitch of them all. Whenever they walk by oh dayum people get on their knees. They are so hot and badass that nobody tries to fuck with them. They can be cute and soft, but if you get them angry...oh good luck to you boo.

1:Holy shit! Were they born on July 7??!!
2:Yup! I kinda wanna autograph...
July 7 people: here you go boo. <3

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14th July

The “I am going to take a break now” national day. Everyone is entitled to take a break on this day.

oh shit it’s 14th July, gotta call in sick i need a break

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July 4th

The international day of the slurpee, the day where you must order a slurpee and take a picture exactly like alexie and after yeet it on your friend

Hey Mark, it's July 4th.*mark runs*

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July 18th

National Giant Cock Day. Anyone born on this day has a giant cock

Oh my birthday is July 18th guess I gotta giant cock

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July 1st

The day gods are born, it’s said men born on this day have the largest schlongs known to man.

Guy: I was born on July 1st
Girl: Please take my virginity almighty one

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