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When you drag your balls across a girls face, from top of chin to top of forehead, in one slow paced motion.
I gave her a Kentucky Slider
To pull ones pants down and bend over in an open doorway. Thus having a friend slam the door and the doorknob penatrate ones b-hole.
Hey Steve I could really go for a kentucky doorknob right now. Go ahead and slam the door!
The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.
Skylar punched me in the balls, so I gave him the good ol' Kentucky Squeeze!
A hot, red butt created from being spanked multiple times with a frying pan
I made her ass into some Kentucky bacon!
This is a variation of the “shocker” which includes standing and lifting the receiving participant off of the ground.
She only weighed a 100lbs so I gave the hoe a Kentucky forklift she’ll never forget
Trying to fix a poorly-running car by taking it out onto the highway and revving the engine repeatedly while driving the car as fast as you can.
The old Chevette was running pretty poorly until I gave her the old Kentucky Tuneup out on route 9.
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Pineville is a small hick town that is full of drug heads that don't know how to take care of their children so their kids have to live with their grandparents or go into the foster system. The school systems suck and bullying is horrible. In Pineville their aren't any appropriate places to have your kids because their are druggies everywhere and they always try to sell to the kids. The hicks around here are all crazy and there are so many arguments and fights that go on around here its not even funny. The jail house is almost always over packed and the police force is so corrupted.
We're headed to that hell whole, Pineville,Kentucky.
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