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The kits

My kittens , they can be annoying but I love them .

Me: the kits are destroying my room again
Friend: thats lovely

by Seal queen August 15, 2017


DOJO KIT

A dojo-kit is a dangerous being capable of offending 5 different people at once, sucking at every game/instrument/sport imaginable. Dojo-kit has a bush of a hair, and has so called ''friends'', he's ''friends'' are Some edgy kid and a meme squad to cheer him out of suiciding. The Dojo-kit (not dojokit or Dojokite) will try and be fake, pulling out his anti AISB gun to scare bureaucrats. fun fact his ''Anti AISB gun'' draws the attention of fellow commies and comrades to fight.

"wait who dat?"
"OH SHIT!
"Dojo-kit IS COMING FUCKING RUN!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
saying "DOJO KIT"is when you run a phrase to scare everybody and to confuse them so you make them fall for the trap

by *"insert name here*" May 16, 2018


Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020


kit pic

Pictures of kittens or other small cats. Can be used with baby skunks or squirrels as well.

"Have an unsolicited kit pic."
" He's so cute! "

by Sammy Orange July 28, 2024


Kit de unhas

Skill or lack thereof when performing a certain action.

Michael keeps spinning his rear wheel drive car in the rain because he doesn't have kit de unhas.

by Magic Mirror July 8, 2021


kit 6

KIT 6 is a chemical formula

what is the chemical formula for kit 6?

by lax1010101 October 25, 2020


LIFT KIT

When you lift your truck to get more chicks.

Hey Brian you picking up anymore chicks with that lift kit.

Yo Sam you get high centered or you need a lift kit.

Yo Brian you must get alot of chics with that lift kit.

Hey Brian you picking up anymore chicks with that lift kit.

Yo Sam you get high centered or you need a lift kit.

Yo Brian you must get alot of chics with that lift kit.

by Flyoff September 19, 2022