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kansas city pig out

when food is put in the pussy or ass and then eaten

last night the only thing in the fridge was a cucumber so i had a kansas city pig out

by lou the cat September 13, 2008

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Kansas City Chimney Sweep

During sex one partner defecates on a woman's anus and then uses an object, generally a dildo, to force the feces into her anus. Usually accompanied by the shouting of misogynistic slogans.

"Dude, I just gave my girlfriend a Kansas City Chimney Sweep

by dr muon's dirty scribe March 14, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


kansas city trucking company

Gay Porn. This was the first in a trilogy of The El Paso Wrecking Corporation and L.A. Tool and Die.

Willy: Let's turn off this project runway soft core and pop in the Kansas City Trucking Company!
Spencer: I'll get the fried chicken
Willy: Spencer you're such a black fag

by WillyLikeThePenis January 30, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Kansas City Sniper Rifle

The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.

Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact

by HolerMolertup January 19, 2016

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Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around

The act of taking advantage of the natural curvature of one's lower limbs to kick another person in the general crotchal region while standing to their posterior.

1) Even though he was standing behind Ross, Englebert was still capable of causing him great pain by way of kicking his testis through the practical application of the Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around.

by your.pseudonym November 3, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kansas City Clothes Line

When you are making out with a girl in a public place such as a bar, it is the action of having her stand up across the room from you alone as you charge towards her with one arm outstretched with the intent of knocking her down.

Dude, you gave that girl the best Kansas City Clothes Line!

by Jack Luby May 13, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kansas City truck-stop

a guy with plenty to eat, lots of gifts and more pumps than you can count

girl#1: How was the sex with that guy you met?

girl#2: It was great! He was like a Kansas City truck-stop!

by freshfromconcentrate October 27, 2010

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