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Firstly, have you ever wanted to shut that certain person up once and for all? Ever wanted to shut them down completely and then laugh at their humiliation...
Well now you can! - Use this on someone who really grinds on your nerves and you'll be sure to leave them speechless!
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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Kayla is a girl that sucks
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A kayla is a selfish stuck up bitch if you happen to come arcoss a kayla don't be friends with her or she will turn her back on you quicker then a mouse will run a cat a kayla doesn't know how to act so she does seem to get childish
Friend one : omg look there's kayla
Friend two: ew did you hear all kaylas are bitches
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The absolute worst person. Irresponsible and untrustworthy, making promises she doesn't keep. A friendship with a Kayla may result in permanent annoyance.
I hate Kayla. She is so untrustworthy.
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A girl that is known to be thick who is a Gemini and acts like a UGH ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME and is a shy human being that can’t keep promises
SHUT U FUCKING KAYLA
YOU REMIND ME OF A KAYLA
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The ugliest sad sack on the earth. You can't ever depend on her to do anything because she will just screw it up. She thinks that she can have love life but doesn't get one until 36 ( got her first date ). Her only future is to live under a bridge in a trailer with 25 cats and get her food from a shut down Taco Bell .
Yo look what you did! That was such a Kayla thing to do
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