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Utterly annihilated out of your mind drunk. Well past the point of losing inhibition, past becoming surly, and well beyond any sense of tact so that virtually everything you say is offensive and leaves you with your foot it in your mouth.
So unbelievably drunk, in fact, that you become capable of screaming "this is why people kill the Kennedys" to Bobby Kennedy III at a party in Brooklyn.
She was drunk, but she wasn't "Insult-A-Kennedy drunk."
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Man 1: Hey have you met Griffin Kennedy?
Man 2: Yeah he’s the sexiest man alive
An ancient old-boys club at the University of St Andrews, widely considered one of the most prestigious gentlemen's clubs in the world. The club is responsible for maintaining the University's innumerable traditions. As a result of its selectivity and highly secretive nature, the club remains under constant scrutiny.
Student 1: Why are those guys wearing the same ugly tie, silly trousers, doing cocaine, and treating women terribly?
Student 2: Because they have no respect for anything and are in the Kate Kennedy Club.
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Ken·ne·dy Eif·fel Tow·er
ˈkenədē ˈīfəl ˌtou(ə)r
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Similar to a normal Eiffel Tower but between American President John F. Kennedy, his brother, U.S. Attorney General Robert Kennedy, and actress Marilyn Monroe.
History major presenting to class: In conclusion, as you can see, due to the fact that Marilyn Monroe was fucking both Kennedy brothers at the same time, a Kennedy Eiffel Tower occurring circa 1960 is a historical possibility.
Professor: ...Get the fuck out of my classroom...
The greatest president ever. You would be dead without him.
Little boy you would not be here without John F. Kennedy
That one hot man from the resident evil franchise which I’d let me bodyslam me and pin me against the wall, and explore my inners.
Me: “Holy shit, I want Leon S. Kennedy to #### me till we make America great again!!”
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that one hot man from resident evil franchise and omg i want that man to do it to me from behind while i bite onto the pillow, i want him to break my bed so bad omfg I want him in me, I just know he’s so huge down there… from experience!
Me : “I want Leon S. Kennedy to destroy my inners, pin me against the wall, make me whine his name and break my legs!”
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