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When you drag your balls across a girls face, from top of chin to top of forehead, in one slow paced motion.
I gave her a Kentucky Slider
To pull ones pants down and bend over in an open doorway. Thus having a friend slam the door and the doorknob penatrate ones b-hole.
Hey Steve I could really go for a kentucky doorknob right now. Go ahead and slam the door!
A hot, red butt created from being spanked multiple times with a frying pan
I made her ass into some Kentucky bacon!
This is a variation of the “shocker” which includes standing and lifting the receiving participant off of the ground.
She only weighed a 100lbs so I gave the hoe a Kentucky forklift she’ll never forget
The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.
Skylar punched me in the balls, so I gave him the good ol' Kentucky Squeeze!
Trying to fix a poorly-running car by taking it out onto the highway and revving the engine repeatedly while driving the car as fast as you can.
The old Chevette was running pretty poorly until I gave her the old Kentucky Tuneup out on route 9.
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The act of spreading warm butter on chocolate chip waffles and immediately throwing it on your boss's face
The morning after a long night...
Coworker 1: Do you remember going to the Waffle House last night?
Coworker 2: yeah barely. Why?
Coworker 1: Dude you were shitfaced... you got some big balls though
Coworker 2: Shit... do I even want to know?
Coworker 1: You might want to look for a new job because you gave Jimmy a Kentucky Waffle!
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