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Dude, I heard she likes moon ketchup with her meat.
This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.
If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.
Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*
when your ketchup makes a fart sound and a fly comes over to it because it thinks it will stink because fart.
Bob: *squeezes ketchup bottle*
Ketchup B: *farts*
Fly: oh boy a fart stinky
Bob: Dammit fly ketchup
A Ketchup Male is a lone game dev who is fucking annoying but also likes ketchup. Doesn't eat burgers
Jason:no im not a yogurt male im a Ketchup Male
Daniel:fuck you fucking autist lone dev fucking kill yourself
As the little one dips her fries and what she thinks is ketchup she tries it and realizes that it's spicy so she calls it spicy ketchup
When a guy fucks a woman's while she's in her period.
Friend 1: did you hear Matt fucked Kaylee while she was on her period.
Friend 2: no way he's such a Hotdog Ketchup Bun
Right before a man ejaculates he sticks a needle down his urethra to make it bleed,thus turning his semen red.
Mitch was going hard till he felt the girl he was with was in need of the all mighty armstrong cannon V3,aka ketchup cannon.