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A Ketchup kid is a kid who cant stand anything, from foods to germans.
The no.1 rule to become a ketchup kid is to dispice ketchup
Example:
Guy 1 «Tobias is such a Ketchup kid, you can see that he hates those Germans!»
Guy 2 «Yes, and he cant stand the Hot Dog dressing either!»
When you finger a girl on her period, you wipe your fingers on a burger, and you eat it with your partner while masturbating.
I gave my girl the Toronto Ketchup Fingers during dinner yesterday.
This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.
If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.
Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*
when your ketchup makes a fart sound and a fly comes over to it because it thinks it will stink because fart.
Bob: *squeezes ketchup bottle*
Ketchup B: *farts*
Fly: oh boy a fart stinky
Bob: Dammit fly ketchup
When you throw a cheeseburger on a kid and you yell that phrase as you throw the burger.
nuke the ketchup bottle: NUKE THE KETCHUP BOTTLE!!!!!
boy: lets nuke the ketchup bottle
boy 2: no
boy 3: sure
Dude, I heard she likes moon ketchup with her meat.