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Dustpan & Brush. A simple case of mixed up words of Sales staff in computer environments.
"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"
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Person that spends $300 for a gmk set, $2/per-switch, and $900 for a keyboard kit
Mechanical keyboard enthusiast: ok, this is definitely my endgame keybord
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A bunch of worthless idiots who won’t think they are safe behind that screen but when you confront them they act different and beg you not to cut their throat.
Keyboard warrior later kill themselves because they are to scare to fight anyone in person.
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the effect that cyber chat or spending time inworld in a MMORPG with a woman can have on a man's "member" and his ability to type
Dancing with her in Second lLife, grinding her avatar butt up against me, gave me a seriously wobbly keyboard.
Yeah, but what a way to go!
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The 101st Keyboarding Brigade is a derogatory term used for people on the Internet who support the recent occupation of Iraq but are unwilling to join the military to participate in the occupation. Markos Zúniga, the author of the Daily Kos blog, coined the term.
"The 101st Keyboarding Brigade know that the Internet is serious business!"
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1. when you are so astounded, exited, or angry at or about something or someone that you have a seizure on top of your keyboard.
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+
1: Astounded/Exited/Angry Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY
2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB
They are a baby a idiot or they are just angry at you
Someone:When can we play something
The other person:NJSHJIHSJ
also the other person:IM STILL ANGRY AT YOU >:(
Someone:I DONT THINK Spaming there keyboard with letters MEANS YOUR ANGRY >:(((