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Xmas Kindness

Xmas Kindness is used to describe the type of bullshit love one would experience via social medias, news, and through their very own community (should a portion of their community be able to afford giving back of the community and not only be taking, and where that community is not too ghetto). Xmas Kindness generally begins when the chocolate advent calendars are available for purchase from big box retail stores like Walmart, and will generally end after the 25th of December (or Boxing Day for the ones who would prefer to have a starting point to go back to normal / slightly aggressive; especially in view of those deals offered by retailers where quantities are 10 or less per store and you will need your angry hat to get to it!!!). Xmas Kindness is characterized as multiple good heart warming actions that one would NEVER do 341 days out of the year (out of 342 days on leap years). Please note, to equate the number of days - one has to substract the amount of days in a year (i.e. 365); minus the amount of days found the advent calendar (i.e. 24). Such actions may include but are not limited to: opening the door for someone, giving money to the poor, helping the ones in need or anything else that you may believe is nice (but after seeing it after a while on social medias, the news or else you would think Xmas is over done, fake and totally uber fucking gay).

Peter Griffin: And tonight, at what grinds my gears, Xmas Kindness. Most people slam the door in my face 341 days out of the year, however during the 24 days leading to Xmas - people are nice, and they open the door for me. Xmas Kindness - YOU GRIND MY GEARS!

by Danutcase December 17, 2014


National be Kind to an Ugly Person Day

"National Be Kind to an Ugly Person Day," observed on August 5th annually, is a day dedicated to promoting kindness and empathy towards individuals based on their perceived physical appearance. The holiday encourages people to look beyond superficial judgments and recognize the inner beauty and worth of everyone. Participants are urged to engage in acts of kindness, offer compliments, and spread positivity to uplift those who may feel marginalized. This day serves as a reminder that true beauty lies within, fostering a more inclusive and compassionate society.

Person A: "Good morning! Let me hold the door for you—did you know today is National Be Kind to an Ugly Person Day?"

Person B: "Thank you! That’s a wonderful idea. Let's make sure everyone feels valued and appreciated."

by ggainer872 August 6, 2024


Woman-kind

Mankind, but without the "man". Should be called woperchild instead, 2.1/10

Lesbian Feminist: I'm going to complain online for woman-kind!
Redpilled dude: zoo-wee-mama!

by dongdong1 April 12, 2021


Kindness Police

People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.

Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.

Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.

Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!

by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023


SAME KIND OF STUPID

When a group of people share beliefs contrary to the viewpoints of the majority and still belief they are right.

Donald Trump supports are the same kind of stupid.

by Renee Rashawn January 29, 2018


kindness sucks

Kindness sucks. And so do you. Every down vote proves this to be correct. All goody two shoed people who care more about feelings than facts. Not making people uncomfortable in poverty. Kindness sucks. Handouts, free shite, welfare, living on the dole, and lazy fuckers too incompetent to hold their jobs, homes and car payment with out liberal , dismal apocalyptic feely pukesticks giving away the farm, barn and cow.

See those liberal fucktard goody two sgoes handing out food and money's to those lazy goldbrickers?

Yeah?

I work for what I get, pay taxes and support laws and the police. ...kindness sucks for them

by #beadickheadforREALS March 2, 2021


Wrong kind of Hobo

means that the person is not to be trusted and a bad character. He could be aggressive or just simply not a nice guy.

-"Alex gave 3 kids a black eye last week... This guy is mean!"
-"I'm telling you, he's the wrong kind of hobo."

by s.skaterxds March 31, 2011