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A phenomenon which occurs when smoking weed, or chonging.
1. When said individual has consumed enough marijuana that their eyes have shrivelled into slits, they are said to be 'hong kong chonging'.
2. A name given to an individual who regularly experiences this phenomenon
Derived from the similar appearance of slitty weed eyes to those of east asians
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John - 'yo, look at Jim his eyes have got so small'
Mike - 'Yeah man, he's Hong Kong Chonging!'
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Jim - 'Hey man let's smoke some weed then watch a movie'
John - 'Yeah whatever, you are gonna be able to see the movie after you become Hong Kong Chong!'
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Big ass dck like a gorrilla dick
King kong slong gave it to me last night
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Hong Kong police do nothing and kill citizens for fun.
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The cheap version of the real thing.
I didn’t want to pay for an official Apple phone case so I got the Hong Kong Phooey version on eBay
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The Donkey Kong Punch is a mixture of the donkey punch and the gorilla punch. When your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better and making her shit all over.
I donkey kong punched this chick last night. it was great but messy.
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When you eat at the Hong Kong Buffet in JohnstownPennsylvania and you gets the shits the next day from eating there.
Hi, I can't come into to work today. I got the Hong Kong shits. Thanks, bye.
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the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.
King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.
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