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1.) Female swagger.
2.) A Woman's ability to walk into a room and command attention.
3.) A Woman's ability to make any other woman's hotness rating drop at least 3 points by simply showing up
Is that Elizabeth??
Why yes it is good sir, she's looking FIT!
Indubitably. She's got mad Lady Swag.
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Slang term for the vagina. The canal in the female that receives the penis during copulation. Usage: capitalize like a place such as Des Moines or Kansas City.
I want to send my love boat into her Lady Canal.
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the female lady part. formally known as a vagina.
I want to put my wang in your lovely lady snatch.
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two words to describe the sexy-ness of a woman without saying "sexy"
guy 1: oh my god isn't our new teacher a foxy ladie?!
guy 2: you pervert you know melissa is a foxy ladie!
guy 1: you are just jealouse
guy 2: of what asshole?!?!
guy 1: that i was the first to say she was a foxy lady ;)!
guy 2: ...
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A Female Escort who plays with Cachet Ladies, A skilled and socially adept provider of sexual intimacy, erotic companionship, and sacred healing, particularly when highly compensated and respected, for example in a court or high society setting
A Cachet Ladies Courtesan
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The act of soliciting a female prostitute.
I can't make it in to work today. I'm catching up on my lady lifting.
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An elderly lass, who by an odd occurrence swallowed a fly. Reasoning that it would be prudent to dispose of the fly as soon as possible, this old lady promptly swallowed a spider. However, she soon found that the arachnid would wriggle and tickle inside of her. Attempting to rid herself of it, the lady swallowed a bird. Presumably a smaller variety, as birds can grow to be quite large. Regardless, the fruitless adventure continued. The lady then swallowed a cat. The feral beast undoubtedly caused a great deal of discomfort on the way down, prompting the lady to take a drastic course of action. Desperate to rid herself of the newfound perplexity, she swallowed an entire cow. How in the world she managed to do this is beyond anyone's comprehension. It would appear very clear that the entirety of this problem could have been avoided if the madam had simply kept her mouth shut. Regardless, the unfortunate saga continued. The lady, obviously very near death, deemed it necessary to get rid of the cow. She swallowed a horse. The internal rupture of her organs became too great at this point, and the lady passed away in great agony.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: An Old Lady died, dude.
Person 2: Oh shit! How?
Person 1: She swallowed a fly
Person 2: n00b
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