A really hot guy who loves legos and weightlifting to push down the pain.
1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson
A really hot guy who loves Legos and lifting weights to push down sadness
1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson
An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro
Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one
You lose your home and your career in a hospital you appear
Q:You heard about lance
A:Yeah he’s lancing it out
The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.
Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!
1. A bad NFL Quarterback who gets drafted way way to high and for some reason takes Jimmy G spot.
2. Broken ankle karma
Trey lance should have never been the starter.