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Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot nothing guy who plays basketball with one kidney.

Lance Ballinstrong at a bar- Ladies, I am five feet tall and I have only one kidney left ever since I left the bar one night with with this one girl. My coach calls me five foot nothing. If my team needs someone to dunk the ball, they pass it to me, since nobody expects me to be able to do it and I shock the other team every time.

by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021


Lance Syndrome

Refers to being an inbred liptard with down syndrome. Sadly, this is a lifetime disease. This disease is only associated with people named " Lance ".

Hey look at that guy! He's got that Lance Syndrome.

by InbredBreeder September 15, 2023


Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014


mutton lance

Erect penis

Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'

by RickTick66 June 13, 2017


Lance Blakeney

A fake homo stereotype who is just really fucking annoying

Your such a lance Blakeney bro...

by hahahahahpenishelloman February 2, 2024


lancing

when you eat all of somebody’s food without asking.

Me: bruh where tf all my food go??
Lance: oh i ate it all.
Me: bro did you ask??
Lance: nah.
Me to my friend: yeah that mf just came over and started lancing.
example 2
Friend: yo i’m high asf, sorry if i start lancing bro.
Me: aye bruh at least buy your own food💀

by rawful March 5, 2023


Lancing

Being or acting like a total brat.

Stop lancing and go do something about your life for once.

by Pissypooper April 27, 2024